Kayan Dr. Ahmed Khaled Tawfik: Mint Tea

Of course, the reader is waiting for me to talk about some mysterious phenomena, such as the castle of Lord So-and-so in Scotland, where the ghost of the Countess walks after midnight to devour the ear of whoever is there, or the mysterious drawings that the world so-and-so found on the top of Mount Tibet, and confirms that the hamburger was known a million years ago to the Another civilization...etc. They call this nonsense (Fortian phenomena), and there are tons of it anyway, and it's strange that I don't feel very comfortable with it... I accept that this talk is in the context of a story where imagination is the name of the game, but I completely reject that be in the form of information. In other words, I am happy to write an entertaining story about vampires, but I refuse to write an article about vampires, how they are killed, and how they are distinguished from others. Let us, then, of the ear-devouring countess, and let us at least speak of something else today, just come, and make us a cup of mint tea, so that it may be pleasant to talk.